How to offend people

[Amarok]

Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.

2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.

3. Express belief in God and Country.

4. Defend traditional marriage.

5. Say, "All Lives Matter".

How to offend the right:

#1. Have your store pass out red cups at CHristmas without the word "Christmas" on them

#2. Tell the right that only "true" americans stand up for the rights of All Americans.  Including women and gays.

#3. Refuse to follow their blind nationalism and blind religion

#4. Be a gay couple, and hold hands in public.  Worse yet--be a gay couple and adopt a child.

#5. Don't be a racist.

How to offend the Right

1. Be Inclusive

2.Tell them true Americans don't need flags or pledges or overtop almost fetishist displays of nationalism that borderline on parody this also covers 3

4. be a gay couple and want to start a loving family or be a transsexual or transgender and use the "Wrong" bathroom

5.understand what the term black lives matter means