Swiss Talent contestant

[chimp3]

Can someone please give me the gist of what's been said?

As near as I can make out, it goes something like:

'I wanted to be a serious journalist and now I'm judging stupid talent shows.'

'I know, right?  And this is Switzerland, everyone thinks all we do is make cheese and chocolate.'

'This chair is killing my bum.'

My Switzerlandian isn't that good, so the above may not be 100% accurate.


Boru

I think I also heard:  " It's a good thing these water glasses are filled with vodka! "