Prepping for SHTF scenarios

[scoobysnack]

I have my sanity, and a 12 pack of soda and some saltines. I'll let you do all the conspiracy theorizing for me.

Ok, so well when Bigfoot is knocking down your door, and aliens have already abducted your dog, are you satisfied with soda and saltines, while you go insane haha? Time to put down the hotwheels and come to the adult table. Time to get serious with your MREs, and start building your underground bunkers! I have the blueprints to construct your own personal faraday cage for cranium security to avoid the enemy from breaching the perimeter...