(December 30, 2016 at 12:02 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(December 29, 2016 at 9:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: What you need next time is some Apple Juice from the mess decks of the USS Green Bay. Three large glasses of that stuff, and 45 minutes later, you'll be leaving a rooster tail up your toilet tank and 5-12 hours later, you will be clean as a whistle from mouth-hole to butt-hole.
Did the mess OIC just not give a fuck?
It wasn't unclean or expired. It was a brand new ship. Whatever brand of syrup they were buying gave everyone the trots. It tasted fine, was solid apple juice for the situation.
I actually did that shit (pun intended) on purpose a couple of times. It didn't make you feel sick, just cleaned you out real good. Sometimes, after two months straight of wardroom mess, you need to unpack.
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