4 Step Proof for God

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If the universe requires a cause, what caused the universe requires one too, and so forth ad infinitum. That is infinite regress. So what caused god? Tell me that sweetheart

You correctly identified what infinite regress is but if there is this supposed eternity of the past of cause and effects, you would have happened already, having had an eternity to do so, so you should have happened already. Therefore, nature needs a cause outside of itself, outside of time and space, being uncreated.

This uncreated cause or Creator is what we call God so it is illogical to ask what caused the uncaused. You're dumb.