★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

January 14, 2017 at 5:59 am

(January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:

Simply say to them:

(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism.

And... You have tested this theory of yours? With a stopwatch?

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 4:15 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 4:18 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by Fidel_Castronaut - January 14, 2017 at 4:50 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 5:03 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:21 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:30 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 5:39 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:42 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 5:49 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 8:40 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by chimp3 - January 14, 2017 at 5:59 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 6:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by chimp3 - January 14, 2017 at 6:12 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:12 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 2:17 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by brewer - January 14, 2017 at 6:17 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 6:00 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 14, 2017 at 6:19 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aoi Magi - January 14, 2017 at 6:31 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aoi Magi - January 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 4:38 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Longhorn - January 14, 2017 at 6:40 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Jesster - January 14, 2017 at 6:45 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 7:13 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 7:18 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ignoramus - January 14, 2017 at 7:26 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 7:30 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 8:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 8:51 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 9:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 9:23 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Jesster - January 14, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 14, 2017 at 8:58 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 14, 2017 at 11:39 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 14, 2017 at 12:01 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 9:04 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 14, 2017 at 10:41 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 11:34 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Nay_Sayer - January 14, 2017 at 2:19 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 9:07 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 6:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 7:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 7:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 7:49 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 7:53 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 8:44 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 16, 2017 at 5:39 am

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 11:10 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 15, 2017 at 8:31 am

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 11:54 pm

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 16, 2017 at 6:11 pm

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 17, 2017 at 2:52 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 3:29 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 1:39 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 7:43 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 16, 2017 at 5:00 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 16, 2017 at 5:28 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 9:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 17, 2017 at 9:55 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 11:27 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 17, 2017 at 1:59 pm

Jordan's Horseshit - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 12:59 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 1:31 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 8:45 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 1:48 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 4:14 pm

Stupid fucking title - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 8:36 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 8:31 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 8:38 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 8:47 pm

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