★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

January 14, 2017 at 11:54 pm (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 11:56 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)

(January 14, 2017 at 9:19 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: It took me 5.8 seconds to read this nonsense.

I must be losing some cognitive function as I approach middle age.

Prepare for disappoinent my friend, you failed to deconvert me as well.

Denial is perhaps expected.

Albeit, the data demonstrates that probably absent omniscience, it appears one can't absolutely believe in any quantity.

Are you omniscient @PETE_ROSE?

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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 4:15 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 4:18 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by Fidel_Castronaut - January 14, 2017 at 4:50 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 5:03 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:21 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am

RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:30 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 5:39 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 5:42 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 5:49 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 8:40 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by chimp3 - January 14, 2017 at 5:59 am

★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 6:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by chimp3 - January 14, 2017 at 6:12 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:12 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 2:17 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 2:35 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by brewer - January 14, 2017 at 6:17 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 6:00 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 14, 2017 at 6:19 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aoi Magi - January 14, 2017 at 6:31 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aoi Magi - January 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 7:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 4:38 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Longhorn - January 14, 2017 at 6:40 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Jesster - January 14, 2017 at 6:45 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 7:13 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 7:18 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ignoramus - January 14, 2017 at 7:26 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 7:30 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am

Stupid, pretentious and overlong thread title - by Cyberman - January 14, 2017 at 2:28 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 8:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 8:51 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 9:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2017 at 9:23 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Jesster - January 14, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 14, 2017 at 8:58 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 14, 2017 at 11:39 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 14, 2017 at 12:01 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 9:04 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 14, 2017 at 10:41 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 11:34 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Nay_Sayer - January 14, 2017 at 2:19 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 14, 2017 at 4:21 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 9:07 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 6:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 7:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 7:48 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 7:49 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 7:53 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 8:44 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 16, 2017 at 5:39 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Cyberman - January 15, 2017 at 10:57 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 15, 2017 at 11:09 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 15, 2017 at 11:10 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Godschild - January 15, 2017 at 8:31 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Catholic_Lady - January 14, 2017 at 2:36 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 14, 2017 at 2:57 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 6:11 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by PETE_ROSE - January 14, 2017 at 9:19 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 14, 2017 at 11:54 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Angrboda - January 14, 2017 at 9:36 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Faith No More - January 14, 2017 at 9:50 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 15, 2017 at 3:31 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by SteelCurtain - January 15, 2017 at 2:01 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Longhorn - January 15, 2017 at 5:40 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 15, 2017 at 7:38 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 15, 2017 at 7:37 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 15, 2017 at 7:57 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 15, 2017 at 10:35 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 16, 2017 at 4:11 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 16, 2017 at 12:10 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 16, 2017 at 5:22 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 16, 2017 at 6:11 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 16, 2017 at 6:28 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 16, 2017 at 11:32 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 17, 2017 at 2:52 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 3:29 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 1:39 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 7:43 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by robvalue - January 16, 2017 at 5:00 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ApeNotKillApe - January 16, 2017 at 5:28 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 9:43 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 17, 2017 at 9:55 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 11:27 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by I_am_not_mafia - January 17, 2017 at 1:59 pm

Jordan's Horseshit - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 12:59 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 1:31 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 8:45 am

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by LastPoet - January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 1:48 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 3:14 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Iroscato - January 18, 2017 at 4:14 pm

Stupid fucking title - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 8:36 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2017 at 8:31 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Aristocatt - January 18, 2017 at 8:38 pm

RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by ProgrammingGodJordan - January 18, 2017 at 8:47 pm

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