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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 15, 2017 at 5:40 am)Vic Wrote: Sorry to be a drag about it guys, but srsly, head, microwave. What do?

The important thing is to think positively in order to dissolve the root cause of your problem. Merely removing your head from the microwave would seem to be the easy solution, but that would be an all too tempting illusion. The Heisenberg principle of entanglement teaches us that reality is created by our thoughts. If you believe that your head is stuck in the microwave, this is merely a manifestation of the stuckness your attitude and thoughts project into the universe, and this is precisely where the advanced courses at our Transcendentelectricity ™ technical meditation centers come in. Contact us for a free demonstration with state of the art microwave ovens at one of our increasingly numerous Transcendentelectricity quantum spirituality centers in a city near you.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Stupid, pretentious and overlong thread title - by Cyberman - January 14, 2017 at 2:28 pm
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds. - by Alex K - January 15, 2017 at 7:38 am
Jordan's Horseshit - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am
Stupid fucking title - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

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