Do you like the stringy ones or the crunchy ones?

[twocompulsive]

You want me to tell you who is the best mod on this site ? Shell. Because she will tear you to pieces if you annoy her. She has already done it once to me and I have no doubt that this will be repeated. She is half my age with twice the brains. I don't want someone considerate like A or R. I want someone who is going to read me the riot act. She is my favourite mod for that reason. The others are way too nice. You need someone with balls and she has them. She reminds me of Demi Moore in G I Jane, someone else who took no nonsense from men either. If you had a dozen Shells here, you would be just fine. Mods to rule with an iron fist. She and I will cross swords again. But I am going to do exactly as she tells me. To the letter. End of.