Gravity is the result a thousands of small invisible demons holding you down on the Earth's surface.
Without these "gravimps" you'd simply be pulled off the planet's surface by the motion of the planet.
Of course, being demons, these gravimps are inherently evil and, therefore, should be exorcised as quickly as possible
But then you're faced with the ultimate in moral tests: Exorcise the demons and float off to certain death or accept their help, live out your life, but be condemned to hell for all eternity.
Moral of the story: God's a prick
Without these "gravimps" you'd simply be pulled off the planet's surface by the motion of the planet.
Of course, being demons, these gravimps are inherently evil and, therefore, should be exorcised as quickly as possible
But then you're faced with the ultimate in moral tests: Exorcise the demons and float off to certain death or accept their help, live out your life, but be condemned to hell for all eternity.
Moral of the story: God's a prick
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
