Look, you heretical Tooth-Fairyist, the Easter Bunny is far older and derived from the Germanic goddess Eostre as recorded by none other than the xtian scholar known as The Venerable Bede. How can you dismiss the writings of someone with the word "Venerable" right in his fucking name.
Teeth are fine but eggs come from the Easter Bunny!
Teeth are fine but eggs come from the Easter Bunny!