Atrocities in the Bible

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Atrocities in the Bible

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible

January 24, 2017 at 5:18 pm

(January 24, 2017 at 3:01 pm)phoenix31 Wrote: Your version of the Bible is way more entertaining than mine.

What do you think the first set of stone tablets was?

According to the fairy tale in Exodus 34:1 the second set contained the same words that were on the first set. And it still took 40 days and forty nights to get the job done whereas God created everything in the Universe in 6+ days. He was a really slow writer.

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Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 23, 2017 at 3:35 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by brewer - January 23, 2017 at 3:37 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by ApeNotKillApe - January 23, 2017 at 3:41 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 23, 2017 at 3:51 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 23, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 23, 2017 at 9:44 pm

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 24, 2017 at 12:06 am

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 24, 2017 at 4:42 am

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 24, 2017 at 12:12 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 24, 2017 at 1:31 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 24, 2017 at 1:45 pm

RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 24, 2017 at 2:26 pm

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by phoenix31 - January 26, 2017 at 9:28 am

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 26, 2017 at 1:47 pm

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