I got books!

[The Grand Nudger]

Well, you may be done with them, but they do beef up the old household library don't they. A bookshelf full of books is proof positive that the owner has a bookshelf full of books..lol. Just don't burn them. Whats with all the love for book burning. It's not like the books are full of demons that have to be purged so your house will remain safe. It's surprising to me that people are actually suggesting a book burning..even in jest. Clearly, the thing to do, is to stuff them in a burlap sack and throw them in the river. Everybody knows that.