Weekly list of Crimes Committed by Immigrants, to be published

[Pat Mustard]

These are very dark times. I wonder when he'll move onto other groups. I might even be next on his list. I'd really hope this stops soon before it snowballs out of control. Oh wait, this isn't even being controlled now.

Just like with Hitler, I suspect the first group he'll liquidate will be those of his followers who are too bolshy. It's generally the way with dictatorships, get rid of internal dissent before tackling the external "enemies".