"No just a wild stab in the dark.... which incidentally is what you'll be getting if you don't start being a BIT more helpful."
One of my favourites, along with practically anything from Lord Flashheart.
"And remember, always treat your kite like you treat your women!"
"You mean take it home on the weekends to meet your parents?"
"No, I mean get inside her three times a day and take her straight up to heaven and back!"
One of my favourites, along with practically anything from Lord Flashheart.
"And remember, always treat your kite like you treat your women!"
"You mean take it home on the weekends to meet your parents?"
"No, I mean get inside her three times a day and take her straight up to heaven and back!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"