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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 6:30 am
Here's some new ones. PS I need u guys to confirm whether a guess was right or wrong so I can tally!

(quotes from different scenes of same movie)

J-Man: Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge.

Bosco: And when you see the J-Man, you tell him, "Bosco says we're even." And up your ass with Mobil Gas.

Don't taste my pants.
Nick Vanderpark: I can't taste your pants?
Tim Dingman: Ever.
Nick Vanderpark: Ever?
Tim Dingman: No.

Nick Vanderpark: Then don't spill maple syrup on them.

Tim Dingman: Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.
Nick Vanderpark: Well, I like maple syrup.
Tim Dingman: Well, not from my pants.


Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

John Milton: Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

John Milton: Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings.


Four Leaf Tayback: I don't know what kind of gun this is. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man.

(Same movie)
“I know who I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude.” — Kirk Lazarus


“If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.”
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - January 30, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by TheRealJoeFish - January 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 28, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 7:24 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 28, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:28 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 28, 2017 at 8:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:53 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:03 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:04 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by TheRealJoeFish - January 29, 2017 at 12:46 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:20 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:17 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 28, 2017 at 9:18 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 12:17 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 4:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - January 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 30, 2017 at 4:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 30, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 5:50 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 6:59 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:31 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 12:37 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by downbeatplumb - January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by JuliaL - January 29, 2017 at 6:06 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 6:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 5:44 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by downbeatplumb - February 5, 2017 at 6:10 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 6:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 29, 2017 at 6:54 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - January 29, 2017 at 9:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 9:03 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 29, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:00 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by paulpablo - January 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by paulpablo - January 29, 2017 at 9:05 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 6:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - January 30, 2017 at 4:00 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 6:39 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:52 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 11:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 9:30 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 10:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 30, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 30, 2017 at 9:13 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 4:34 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 31, 2017 at 4:48 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 5:27 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 31, 2017 at 5:40 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 6:38 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 7:41 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 7:45 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - January 31, 2017 at 9:23 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 9:58 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - January 31, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 10:08 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:00 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 31, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:29 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 13, 2017 at 1:50 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 12:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 31, 2017 at 12:50 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - January 31, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 31, 2017 at 3:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 31, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 3:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pgrimes15 - January 31, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 31, 2017 at 6:01 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 1, 2017 at 4:58 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 5, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - February 5, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 6:30 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 3:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - February 5, 2017 at 3:25 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 5, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 12:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2017 at 11:34 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 5:10 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2017 at 12:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 5:52 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - February 6, 2017 at 6:35 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - February 6, 2017 at 7:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 7:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 7:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Sal - February 6, 2017 at 6:36 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 9:11 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 10:05 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:13 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 11:39 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 9:15 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Violet - February 6, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 3:46 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Pat Mustard - February 7, 2017 at 3:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 3:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2017 at 4:06 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 7, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 12, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 11:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 13, 2017 at 1:51 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 8:19 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 12, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 12, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 12, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by HairyCyclist - February 12, 2017 at 6:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 13, 2017 at 2:16 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 13, 2017 at 9:37 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 13, 2017 at 1:02 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 14, 2017 at 9:31 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 14, 2017 at 9:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 13, 2017 at 10:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 14, 2017 at 9:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 15, 2017 at 10:05 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2017 at 8:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2017 at 8:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 4:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 4:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 9:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 18, 2017 at 5:15 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 20, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 20, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 20, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by PETE_ROSE - February 27, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by PETE_ROSE - February 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 2:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Sal - February 28, 2017 at 6:29 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 6:45 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - March 1, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - March 1, 2017 at 5:03 pm

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