Idiotisms

[Shell B]

I hear a lot of stupid shit, particularly in this other forum I frequent, everyday. Some of it makes me laugh and I always mean to share it here, but I often forget. So, I started this thread so I can share all of the idiotisms I find with you all and I hope that you will share yours with me. I know we do this in a lot of other threads anyway, but this one is dedicated to the stupid shit people say.

Everytime, that you write a check..

Everytime, that you sign a document that requires a date.. It testifies of the death of Jesus Christ..

You might ask how? 2011 A.D. A. D. stands for After the Death of Jesus Christ.

B. C. stands for Before Christ.. Not before Allah, Not before Buddha, but Before Christ..

My response was, after another member pointed A.D. does not stand for "After Death," who the fuck writes A.D. on a check?

God is longsuffering that none should perish..

Hell was mentioned in the gospels 7 times.. Matt 5:22, Matt 5:29, Matt:16:18, Matt 11:23, Luke 16:23

Note that the quote immediately above this is the full text of the quote. No, this person does not possess basic counting skills.