Atrocities in the Bible

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Atrocities in the Bible

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RE: Atrocities in the Bible

February 8, 2017 at 7:29 am (This post was last modified: February 8, 2017 at 7:30 am by Cyberman.)

Well, there you go; I can always stand correction. Thanks for the calculations - they at least show that I wasn't underestimating with my hyperbole. Clearly the bible missed the most notable bit of the story, as usual.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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