How are the Cops like where you live?

[Shell B]

I've only ever had good experiences with police officers.

I was arrested once. A bad experience. The guy was kind of a prick about it. There was no reason to be a prick because I was really compliant and even friendly. I was driving someone else's car. That someone had the tiniest little nugget of weed in her console. He cut his hand on something reaching in the console and was asking me if I did iv drugs. I told him no. (It wouldn't have mattered because it wasn't my car. He could've cut his hand on the AIDS origin needle for all I knew) Then, he searched my bag, which had no weed, but some paraphernalia. It was one pipe with a few interchangeable pieces (it was popular at the time to stuff a chamber full of pot to get resinated by the pot you were smoking). When I told him it was one pipe, he was all, "then what the fuck is this?" I told him pieces. He said in a sing-songy voice "pipes and pieces, pieces and pipes." I said, "No. Pieces and pipe." The whole reason he had even been there to arrest me was because someone called the cops on my abusive boyfriend who refused to get out of the car, so it was nice of him to check to see if I was safe at home. (hint: he didn't.)