Am I really an atheist?

[Anymouse]

I've put about 5 minutes of thought into this. I'm not sure.

There's the problem. You put five minutes of thought into this, when you should have put twenty-three. Or maybe twenty-three plus five. Or maybe five minus twenty-three. (The answer should have arisen in your mind eighteen minutes before the question.) Fnord. I suggest you read the Principia Discordia again. An atheist should be fully familiar with all holy texts, as they never know which one they might have to refute next.

Of course one can believe the reality of chaos without believing in Eris. Even a Discordian would agree with that. (But a Discordian doesn't really care about things such as belief, (: all things are true, even false things.) Chaos is readily apparent.