(March 13, 2017 at 7:36 pm)Mamacita Wrote:(March 13, 2017 at 3:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Do you know anyone you can just bang without getting all committed?
A friend? A work colleague (that wouldn't make it awkward at work)?
I'd send you Hugh Jackman but he's mine.
Or WILL be.
My precious!
Yes. I know people who wouldn't get committed, but I don't want to bang them. I also know people who I'd like to bang, but they'd want to get committed. No, thanks. As to people to whom getting committed and banging wouldn't be such a bad thing, lost my chance. I could always bang my neighbor, but then it would get awkward when we coincide at taking out the trash and bumped into each other. "Oh, not only have I heard you jacking off through the thin walls, but now I know what your crack looks like." I could bang one of my coworkers, but her girlfriend can probably whip my ass and I'm cool not being beaten up. I could get on a plane and bang someone far away, but that would take more than a day to make the trip worth our while, so I need to accumulate PTO hours at work. So you see, I've given this a lot of thought.
P.S. Since Jackman is taken, may I get Ellen Page? Thanks.
Of course.
Want me to make the arrangements?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
