Imagine if ...

[The Magic Pudding]

Then I'd have your eyes checked -- I look good every day.

Imagine if people actually knew how to use their computers instead of relying on me to send screenshots of the correct settings.

Some peoples know how to talk to other peoples.
Some peoples know to capture to screen.
Do you truly want your self removed from this floating nexus of interminableness (the preceding is a something I'll spell check one day)

Imagine if Egors were trusted no less than the all around not trustworthy everywhere at all folk.