(April 2, 2017 at 2:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I keep telling everyone my farts don't stink. They keep telling me that they do. It's sad that so many people can be wrong.
Problem solved. (pfout, ahhhhh, roses)
My farts taste like rainbows. Don't ask me how I know that. ABBA RULES! The Redskins will win the Superbowl this year. I am the sexiest man on the planet. Everyone loves me.
(Katherine Hepburn voice looking in the mirror) "I said to myself Brian, you are beautiful, just ignore all the rotten tomatos about to be thrown at you)