I'll have you know that when I die I intend to be such a legend that I intend to have a dozen pyramids built in my honour at tax payers' expense: eleven to commemorate each of the eleven decades of my life and one to be buried in.
Then I intend to piss people off by having a Viking funeral.
Then I intend to piss people off by having a Viking funeral.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"