(April 14, 2017 at 3:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Horehounds. And any other candy grandma tried to give me (circus peanuts, orange sugar goop wedges, ribbon candy that had congealed into one huge piece with dust on the top, stale popcorn balls, sen sen, .......)
I am risking taking this thread off topic but fuck it, it is the humor section. But I swear, even with toys, like candy, adults make shit just to torture kids. Candy corn, Rubix Cube, Monopoly. I know now why Trump is such a fucking dick. His dad fed him candy corn, he couldn't figure out the cube, but Monopoly, he loved that because he could run over everyone else.
"Perfection", thanks assholes. It never occurred to the creators of that game that there is more to life than speed and coordination? "Simon" again, pretty colors managed to make me feel fucking stupid.
