Candy that is a crime against humanity.

[Ravenshire]

I actually remember candy cigarettes when I was a kid - basically white sticks of sugar shaped to look like cigarettes and sold in a little box that looked like a cigarette pack. We would hold them like the adults held their real cigarettes.

Oh, the good old days. I wonder what happened to candy cigarettes?

-Teresa

Candy cigarettes are still around. They've just moved upscale. The only place you can find them are the boutique candy stores.