12 Steps to Unlimited Power:
1) Get trained by a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he can manipulate the force to influence the midichlorians to create... Life.
2) Use your innate abilities in the dark side of the force to establish a successful career in politics.
3) Train a young zabrak as your personal assassin.
4) Concoct a political intrigue with your master to blockade a planet and use this crisis to become Supreme Chancellor of the Republic.
5) Ironically kill your master in his sleep.
6) Play both parts in a civil war that pits your greatest enemies against some more puppets you created. And make your enemies' army up with easily controllable clones.
7) Manipulate the senate into giving you more and more powers as a result of the war.
8) Manipulate the fears of the Chosen One so that he becomes completely loyal to you.
9) Have the Chosen One murder your previous apprentice after wrecking him in a duel.
10) Come out to him as a Sith Lord.
11) Become The Senate.
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12) Execute Order 66.
Congratulations! you have now achieved Unlimited Power™!
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1) Get trained by a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he can manipulate the force to influence the midichlorians to create... Life.
2) Use your innate abilities in the dark side of the force to establish a successful career in politics.
3) Train a young zabrak as your personal assassin.
4) Concoct a political intrigue with your master to blockade a planet and use this crisis to become Supreme Chancellor of the Republic.
5) Ironically kill your master in his sleep.
6) Play both parts in a civil war that pits your greatest enemies against some more puppets you created. And make your enemies' army up with easily controllable clones.
7) Manipulate the senate into giving you more and more powers as a result of the war.
8) Manipulate the fears of the Chosen One so that he becomes completely loyal to you.
9) Have the Chosen One murder your previous apprentice after wrecking him in a duel.
10) Come out to him as a Sith Lord.
11) Become The Senate.
12) Execute Order 66.
Congratulations! you have now achieved Unlimited Power™!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
