Christian testimonials are soooooo boring! Every once in a while there is one sinner who says something amazing like "I was once a mortician who stole bodies from the funeral home and had tea parties with them in my underground meadery where Odin appeared to me every Wednesday. One day a coworker asked me if I knew Jesus and .....blah, blah, blah!....". That is when I am like.." Wait, wait .. Let's get back to the tea parties! That is fascinating..."
Usually the testimonials are mundane life occurrences such as "I used to a Catholic (Pothead, Gambler, Shopkeep who put his thumb on the scale, etc, etc). Not very impressive and nothing that requires the supernatural to overcome. I was once a Catholic myself. To the OP: Having overcome buckteeth with orthodontics and high school teasing is way down on the "Wow!" scale.
Usually the testimonials are mundane life occurrences such as "I used to a Catholic (Pothead, Gambler, Shopkeep who put his thumb on the scale, etc, etc). Not very impressive and nothing that requires the supernatural to overcome. I was once a Catholic myself. To the OP: Having overcome buckteeth with orthodontics and high school teasing is way down on the "Wow!" scale.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
