RE: Why I don't view Star Wars the same way now.
May 8, 2017 at 8:39 am
(This post was last modified: May 8, 2017 at 8:40 am by Cyberman.)
(May 8, 2017 at 1:52 am)Brian37 Wrote:(May 7, 2017 at 11:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One of the parts that really made me cringe from Return of the Jedi was when Luke told Leia she was his sister and she replied, "I know. Somehow, I've always known."
Then why the hell did you snog him in Empire, you silly cow??
I mentioned that. Darth was the biggest "What the fuck were you thinking" plot hole in the series, but yea. Liea does kiss him in Empire, and you look back at that and say, "No sorry guys, but that is beyond a jump cut, that is the stuff of adds in the back of Penthouse magazine"
Vivid's porn parody handled them with superb irony. When Vader wants to interrogate Leia with his, er, probe, she says that her father would kill her. To which he replies that he knows her father, who's had tons of tail.
Later, after the Death Star is destroyed and Luke and Han are about to celebrate with Leia, Luke remarks that all his experience has been with his Aunt Beru; so Leia offers to show him what it's like to be with someone to whom he isn't related...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
