I'm not going to be convinced until a friend loses his friend's hammer, and a great confusion as to where those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment, really are.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'