(May 8, 2017 at 11:40 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:(May 5, 2017 at 7:19 am)Cyberman Wrote: I tried to love my neighbour. Pity her husband came home early.
I tried to love my neighbor, biblically. After a few attempts, she got a restraining order.
My neighbor loved himself enough for the both of us every night for most of 2016. I know, because I could hear the "fap fap fap fap" through the wall and his groan at the end. He didn't need my lovin'. I'm sure.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian