If anyone is sad at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again.
What I would like is for someone to burst into the ceremony halfway through, dressed in the clothes I wore when I died and holding a sonic screwdriver, and say "ok guys; this is where it gets complicated..."
What I would like is for someone to burst into the ceremony halfway through, dressed in the clothes I wore when I died and holding a sonic screwdriver, and say "ok guys; this is where it gets complicated..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
