(May 21, 2017 at 9:19 pm).mh.brewer Wrote:(May 21, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Shai Hulud Wrote: Relatively. He claims his bride is the real hardcore one of the two. Also he just texted again to ask if I have any leather dress shoes already or if I need to go buy a pair for the wedding.
Maybe she just owns his testicles now. That's not a good sign.
There is still time to back out. Think about it.
It is for Shai, but the marrying dude is like a moth to a flame, at this point. And yeah, she prolly has a special little purse inside her regular purse where he checks his manhood in before he leaves her. As far as dress shoes go, I have a real chuckle. I have a pair of black Red Wing work shoes that I wear for "dress up", whatever occasion- weddings, funerals or visiting the custodians of my money. They aren't shiny (they have a nice, clean blackness), but I'm a crusty, curmudgeonly old man, and I don't give a pinch of feces what people think about my shoes.
If I'm dead, they're going to be looking at an urn, and if they're dead, they don't care. The remaining people are related to people getting married, most of whom I don't even know, so they can whisper behind their hands, if they care to. I'll be at the bar looking to see if there is a Scotch or bourbon that I haven't tasted, yet. Especially if it's a hosted bar! 
Rare, though. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
