Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

I never have a mental feather duster handy when I need it.

Posh. I happen to know you probably have lots of feather dusters in that mindbrain.

CJIS - "more than a fairy tale"?  That's the tagline you seriously want to use for Vacation Bible School?

Oh I've been seeing those around too! First year as an atheist to notice them, and when one lady asked for a church Summer Bible Camp referral (Not even a request for a good or interesting one, just somewhere to ship off),  this is all I saw in my minds eye: 



I could think of a million billion better things those kids could do. I personally wouldn't let the safety of my child be put at risk like that--and plus, if you love your kids and love life, then love life with your kids! Kids get to do the funnest things.. and you can too if you just go with! 
*sorry for the rant, my Ex brother in law told my niece he didn't want to go to the zoo with her and her brother and his girlfriend/her baby..  because "He doesn't like the zoo". 
Some people don't deserve kids. #justsayin

CIJS threaten my dog with mace again, and next time I will bring my gun. The park belongs to everyone, and not just the little dogs.

Some people don't deserve dogs. #justsayin

Also.. one up her with a taser. Tell her if your dog gets sprayed then she gets tased.

Love you, sweet sweet bunny friend. CIJS? Thank you for being my friend these great few years. Out of the blue, I know, but you're great.

Muaww I love you too.   It's been my honor to know you and be your friend! You're one person in this world whom I would like to follow their story to the last chapters (imagining Ivy as an old lady, shrugs, "she'd still be hot" lmao "and my bestie")

Omg! I cry! Plus I'm drunk. Lol love you, honey bunny.