Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Thumpalumpacus]

Posh. I happen to know you probably have lots of feather dusters in that mindbrain.




Oh I've been seeing those around too! First year as an atheist to notice them, and when one lady asked for a church Summer Bible Camp referral (Not even a request for a good or interesting one, just somewhere to ship off),  this is all I saw in my minds eye: 



I could think of a million billion better things those kids could do. I personally wouldn't let the safety of my child be put at risk like that--and plus, if you love your kids and love life, then love life with your kids! Kids get to do the funnest things.. and you can too if you just go with! 
*sorry for the rant, my Ex brother in law told my niece he didn't want to go to the zoo with her and her brother and his girlfriend/her baby..  because "He doesn't like the zoo". 
Some people don't deserve kids. #justsayin


Some people don't deserve dogs. #justsayin

Also.. one up her with a taser. Tell her if your dog gets sprayed then she gets tased.



Muaww I love you too.   It's been my honor to know you and be your friend! You're one person in this world whom I would like to follow their story to the last chapters (imagining Ivy as an old lady, shrugs, "she'd still be hot" lmao "and my bestie")

Omg! I cry! Plus I'm drunk. Lol love you, honey bunny.

I'd tell you two to get a room ... but then Brewer's head would explode.