(June 7, 2017 at 6:30 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(June 7, 2017 at 7:51 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: 1 Samuel 6:19 And he [god] smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.
Yeah, good luck spending any time with that psycho.
Those men were smitten for what they did, but Jesus said just thinking about doing something is the same as doing it. I can't imagine anybody lasting a day in Heaven. Imagine spending eternity trying not to think.
This is why I expect people in heaven are basically lobotomized. You're only allowed to think what he wants you to think. does that really sound like a good time? I guess you wouldn't know otherwise, after you've been rewired.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
