RE: US Spider Bites
June 8, 2017 at 1:29 am
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2017 at 1:31 am by ignoramus.)
Let me tell you about my life changing spider event.
Wen I was twelve, I was at school and resting my hand on a tree stump watching the others.
I felt something, turned to see what it was and this big spider had just slowly and casually started walking over my hand.
I couldn't move through fear of being bitten. In my dazed and confused state, I had all the time in the world to analyse the big fucker properly. It had coloured rings around its legs and was quite hairy. It took like over a minute to get from one side of my hand to the other. I literally couldn't move I was so traumatised.
Now when I see one my body convulses like I'm having a seizure/orgasm. The wife becomes my terminator! I love her so much!
Wen I was twelve, I was at school and resting my hand on a tree stump watching the others.
I felt something, turned to see what it was and this big spider had just slowly and casually started walking over my hand.
I couldn't move through fear of being bitten. In my dazed and confused state, I had all the time in the world to analyse the big fucker properly. It had coloured rings around its legs and was quite hairy. It took like over a minute to get from one side of my hand to the other. I literally couldn't move I was so traumatised.
Now when I see one my body convulses like I'm having a seizure/orgasm. The wife becomes my terminator! I love her so much!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
