You British and your phrases

[Iroscato]

What the heck is this about having never run through a field of wheat?

Theresa May, our current...let's be generous and call her Prime Minister...was attempting to appear like an actual human being and revealed the naughtiest thing she's ever done, which was run through fields of wheat with a friend then lie about it.
Obviously she failed in her endeavour because she is a clockwork doombot sent from the blasphemous realms to harvest the souls of the innocent, so appearing warm and approachable isn't really in her programming.