It's okay to have boobs all over the place to advertise things in the most pervy way imaginable, but HOW DARE you use them in public for the purpose they evolved for!
That's why our society is going to hell!
That, and gays!
That's why our society is going to hell!
That, and gays!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"