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The Bible proves zombies
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RE: The Bible proves zombies
July 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
The issue would be rather easily settled in looking at the Greek text, wherein, I would expect, the use of intensifying and reflexive pronouns would disambiguate the dead from the living.

I hate that I had to say that, but I'm a language teacher, and sloppy translations piss me off. Christians are particularly good at sloppy translations, by the by.
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The Bible proves zombies - by weakagnostic - July 22, 2011 at 11:21 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by HeyItsZeus - July 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 8:10 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Epimethean - July 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Welsh cake - July 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:07 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:34 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 23, 2011 at 12:16 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Zen Badger - July 24, 2011 at 7:07 am

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