The Neverending SFW Penis Thread

[Mystical]

If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread.
It's supposed to be Santa Claus holding a christmass tree.

However in Holland and Flanders, he's better known as 'Kabouter Buttplug', which translates into 'Gnome Buttplug'.
Personally, I figure he's overcompensating.

Hahaha I like it! I'd put it in my garden if I had a giant garden yep.
It looks like he's holding something phallic in his other hand too! Santa's "busy".
A city paid money for this you say?

Contrary to popular belief, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.

Boru

Pics or it didn't happ-- nvm we are sfw here.
Kindly show me statistics on that or are you merely speaking of your (alleged) personal experiences?

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Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

Same thing happens with pigs: http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2006/07/07...kscrewing/

In Portuguese, the word for nuts (the sort that screw on bolts) is 'porca', the female pig.

The equivalent of balls is tomatoes

So women have been the bolt clenchers and mens balls have been the helpless soft squishies, for all humanity everywhere for a very long time is what you're saying.

I knew Miss Piggy was remnants of sexism!