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The Bible proves zombies
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RE: The Bible proves zombies
(July 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Backing up this claim with Young's

"And it cometh to pass, in that night, that a messenger of Jehovah goeth out, and smiteth in the camp of Asshur a hundred eighty and five thousand, and they rise early in the morning, and lo, all of them [are] dead corpses."

Translations count as separate examples of evidence do they not? especially when they agree with each other. Zombies are internally consistent across many translations. This could not have happened by any way other the the factual reality of zombies.

I checked the passage in both the ESV and the Amplified Bible and it essentially said when the Israelites woke up in the morning, all 185,000 in the Assyrian army were dead. Although in the Gospel of Matthew when Jesus was dying on the cross, a whole bunch of people who been laying in tombs for varying periods of time were resurrected from the dead.
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The Bible proves zombies - by weakagnostic - July 22, 2011 at 11:21 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by HeyItsZeus - July 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 8:10 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Epimethean - July 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Welsh cake - July 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:07 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:34 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 23, 2011 at 12:16 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Zen Badger - July 24, 2011 at 7:07 am

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