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The Bible proves zombies
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RE: The Bible proves zombies
I like this site because it provides multiple translations of the same verse.

http://bible.cc/2_kings/19-35.htm


As usual, the KJV is about the worst of the lot.


Curious about this of course is that the Assyrians would be so stupid as to send 185,000 men to attack a shithole of a town with a total population of about 10,000 at Hezekiah's time.

The Assyrian version of events is that after crushing Hezekiah's kingdom and reducing the majority of its towns to rubble the Assyrians turned on Jerusalem and allowed him to surrender, pay tribute, and be restored to the position of vassal of Assyria. Much of the territories overrun were detached from Hezekiah as punishment. Somehow, this seems more reasonable than the bible horseshit and is supported by archaeological evidence....unlike the fucking bible.
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The Bible proves zombies - by weakagnostic - July 22, 2011 at 11:21 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by HeyItsZeus - July 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 8:10 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Epimethean - July 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Welsh cake - July 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:07 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 9:34 pm
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Justtristo - July 23, 2011 at 12:16 am
RE: The Bible proves zombies - by Zen Badger - July 24, 2011 at 7:07 am

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