There's a story about a Jew in 1930s Berlin. He's sitting on a bench (with a star on it, of course) reading a newspaper. A friend comes by and notices he's reading Völkischer Beobachter.
"Why do you read that Nazi rag?"
"Because I want to see how powerful we are."
"Why do you read that Nazi rag?"
"Because I want to see how powerful we are."
