Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[brewer]

CIJS I hate how this country has to bury itself in bureaucracy

My problem, and what I need, are very fucking simple. I have an ear-wax build-up that's blocking my hearing and getting on my nerves, and I need a nurse to remove it. I don't know why you're telling me I need to go through the whole process of getting a doctor's appointment, "getting permission" from the doctor to have this done, and then seeing a nurse. That's going to take a week or two minimum, and I'm scared this problem is going to impact my hearing long-term if I don't deal with it immediately (doing stuff at home hasn't worked).

I don't know why it's such a big problem to just book myself in with the nurse. I wasn't born fucking yesterday, I know what my problem is.

I wish they had an option to sign away your right to sue if things go wrong, because that's what this is about, fear I'm going to go on the make.

Do NOT do this.