(June 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm)Khemikal Wrote: As a kentuckian, I'm just happy to know that they're all there, at that one place. I'm glad that they spend half of their waking hours hating their shitty minimum wage job wherein they themselves are paying for the park while being completely bored and lonely....... what with the park being empty and all. I wish a flood really -would- come and carry away the parking garage they call an ark, with all of gods creatures™ inside of it.
As long as they're busy with that, they're not drive-by stoning fags from the backs of their jesus'd out pickup trucks.
Wanna know what really tanked them...though? They were dumb enough to build that shit near a waterpark, on the same exit as a truly gorgeous natural park with decent whitewater......
No one wants to go look at a fake boat when they can ride the Nut Shrinker or..you know, get in a real boat and hit the rapids or just fall the fuck asleep with a cane pole. Business is booming for the other tourist attractions. most of which are free of charge.
You;d think "god", in his wisdom, would help a motherfucker out and tell Ham this before ground was broken...but no. If I had to guess, it's because god™ is the owner and operator of all the competing attractions, and his handiwork is just a -smidge- more impressive. God wants Ham to fail..because god hates Ham, and there's biblical precedent for that.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
