YOU ARE ALL LIVING A LIE! YOUR LIFE IS A LIE! YOUR JOBS ARE LIES! THE HELICOPTERS ARE LYING! THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLANATION FOR HELICOPTERS UNDER GRAVITY - THE HELICOPTERS ARE SENTIENT BEINGS!!! WE MUST STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STEAL NYMPHADORA'S JOB AND CHOP UP EVERYONE'S HAIR WITH THEIR BLADES. OPEN UP YOUR MINDS, SHEEPLE!
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