(July 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(July 9, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Without a parachute.
Perhaps we could simply launch him from an obsolete Atlas launcher?
The Atlas line got reincarnated with the merger of LockMart and Boeing into yet another clusterfuck called United Launch Alliance. Elon Musk is currently kicking their collective asses. I say we just mount the Chump in the payload fairing, and once it gets off the coast of Florida, detonate it "because it went off course". Or a dynamite enema, which would be orders of magnitude less expensive.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.