Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

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Dropship: learn to use to forum quote function _now_

I'll try mate, and speaking of quotes the one in your sig is wrong, it should read "The fool says there is no God.."
None of my business of course but if you don't correct it people might think atheists make things up as they go along..

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IF Juheebus existed at all, sure, he entertained some groups of people.  He's dead now.  So is Elvis.  But if you aren't bat-shit crazy, maybe one of them will walk into my living room.  Please send Elvis.  He's more fun.  I'd "mindmeld" with him if it was a real thing.

Steady on, Elvis was caught on street view rocking in England only a few years ago!..

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..Imagine that, the only purpose you can imagine for a 'higher' being is to host a party..

Jesus said to his mates at the last supper- "The next time I drink wine I'll be drinking it fresh and new with you in my father's kingdom".
That's me out then, I don't drink (sniffle)

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*decloak*
Not to mention that not going to this imaginary party comes with the punishment of eternal torture..
*recloaking*

It'd be torture standing outside in the cold looking through the window at the fun going on inside!
No sweat, it's easy for us to join the party, Jesus said "Knock and the door will be opened"..
PS- I like your "cloaking/decloaking" routine, other ships do it too-
"God goes by me but I see him not" (Job 9:10)
"..praise to the Lord, to him who rides the ancient skies above.." (Psalm 68:33-34)
"God rides upon a swift cloud" (Isaiah 19:1)