Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

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All the other "thousands of competing figures" are in graves, but Jesus is not, spot the difference?
And none of them could blow peoples socks off the way JC could, just like he said- "I am not of this world...even though you don't believe me, believe the miracles"
He ticked all the boxes for being an alien visitor so yeah, I kinda like him.
As for dumbass party guests, there won't be any because they won't even get an invite..
JC said- "Not all who call me "Lord,Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven. Then I'll tell them plainly, I never knew you, get away from me" (Matt 7:21-23)

Your making that inane assertion not only reveals your lack of intellectual capacity, but insults our intelligence. So fuck off with that shit, you inappropriately condescending twat. Just because your parents addled your mind with bullshit and you never recovered from it doesn't mean that idea that put in there that gives you tinglies is real. Spot the difference? And the dumb-ass party guests are the ones who actually WANT to go. Case in point.

Steady on, I got College of Preceptors exam passes in General Science and Advanced Science in the 1960's, so naturally the "superscience" of the bible interests me..
As for my parents, they weren't the least bit religious, for example when our cat went up to my mam for a morsel off her plate she shooed him away and I jokingly said- "Hey, Jesus wouldn't like you doing that", and she replied "I don't care about bleddy Jesus!".
My dad never mentioned religion one way or the other but I got the impression he respected Jesus but wouldn't admit it, for example he used to peep over the top of his newspaper watching 'Jesus of Nazareth' starring Robert Powell on TV after we finally got a telly..
As a party host, Jesus would be fab, you either like him or you don't; personally I like the way he used to go around doing stuff like when he rescued a naughty girl from a fundy mob-

"On yer bikes, she's with me!....Hold your head up baby!"
"Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"

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Great fictional show.

I liked the subtly-done episodes involving UFO's and aliens best..
For examp the episode "Gender Bender" featured an Amish-like farming community called 'The Kindred', and when Mulder and Scully went to visit them again at the end of the show they'd vanished, leaving only this crop circle-

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Whenever scripture is quoted at me, it simply registers as gibberish...

Atheists quote from atheist books, so why can't people quote from the bible?